Taking branding to the next level and the fact that her name was searched on a cumulative 14 million times last month. Britney has released her new album art. A quick note. a) albums don’t exist anymore and b) CD jewel case art is almost non-existent as well. So having said that, we can always steer towards a crotch shot if need be. So without further ado, here are the titles of her new songs. Beware the spelling and the emotional depth of these tracks amazing. In parentheses are the authors comments.
1. Gimme More (Of what? )
2. Piece of Me ( which part, we’ve seen most of it already)
3. Radar ( Something she could use for her camera friendly friends)
4. Break The Ice ( Something needed when she sees her kids)
5. Heaven On Earth ( The current state of her affairs?)
6. Get Naked (Enough already)
7. Freakshow ( Any time she leaves the house)
8. Toy Soldier ( Her perception of the war)
9. Hot As Ice (Seemed like a good idea for a song title)
10.Ooh Ooh Baby ( Seemed like a really cool title for a song, dontcha think?)
11.Perfect Lover (KFed?)
12. Why Should I Be Sad (Let us count the ways)
Please don’t talk to an astrologer Britney! When your relationship is experiencing troubles you must go to a marriage councellor.